Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Junk Mail of the Month: I Can Be A Doctor After One Simple Call!!!

Originally uploaded by barkingmoose.

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High School Diploma: $1,100,000
Bachelors Degree: $2,100,000
Masters Degree: $2,500,000
Doctorate: $4,400,000

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All I can say to this month’s nonsense is LMAO… Ok let me get this straight before I wire you some money??? If I give you $4,400,000 I’ll be leading the OPEN HEART SURGERY in Newham General next week???

Sure cool

*Dials expensive long-distance number [...On RWD's bill]*