Tuesday, October 31, 2006

EXCLUSIVE: I Have Got My Hands On Tropical!!!

You know when a momentous occasion comes along and all over journalists, bloggers and grime/ UK/ urban writers are way behind, it has to get the ‘EXCLUSIVE’ tag. Well listen up guys (including the aforementioned), it’s true… I’ve got my hands on TROPICAL and… it’s biG – with a capital G.

I know... this is great...

Here is the packaging, you’ll notice Raj Kapone looking on from afar, wondering where I got it from and how.

I bet you can't wait...

EXCLUSIVE: I Have Got My Hands On Tropical!!!

Monday, October 30, 2006

Nasty Jack Vs Wiley... [Sidewinder]

If you can stand four minutes of shouting with very poor audio quality... this clip is YOU!!! I think Wiley gets parred, but I can't quite make it out.

Is JME A Mug???

JME and he's people give me jokes. Check out the latest video blog update.

"I must be a MUG"

Very very funny... Go over to http://www.myspace.com/jmeserious to leave your comments. I also read his 'Disclaimer' and cracked up. Check this line... "I do not allow HTML comments anywhere, so if i see you try And HTML me, i will send you Sasser worm or Derkhead Trojan V1.3 And crash your server. Please be more aware of whats going on. "

The Peanut Butter Jelly Instrumental sounds big, it should be the new theme to Countdown or Deal or No Deal or something. (Channel 4 you're slipping)

ANOTHER Monday Morning Ain't A Joke or A Laugh!!!

Does anyone else hate Mondays like I do?

Friday, October 27, 2006

Quote of the Week - Nurishment???

Quote of the Week - Nurishment???
Originally uploaded by Danny Walker 1.

Boywonder often makes me laugh, this week apart from his delayed write up of an interview or THREE, he scooped Quote of the Week. He turned around and said, "Damn, I grabbed this can this morning, thinking it was Nurishment." Ha ha ha... Slipping.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Just Spoke To Faction G He Tells Me I’ve Got 3 Options!!!

CCTV never looked so good!!!

To view the FULL VIDEO get on over to RWD TV now


Faction, what’s your favourite film?

It has to be Usual Suspects. On my mixtape, [The Fact Remains] I have a tune on there which is a story based around that film. I’m rapping with a lisp throughout and at the end I escape a line-up and bop away.

On the Block Feat. Royal, Krucial, Kraze & others...

I quite like this tune/ beat/ video. If you watch this video though, you'll see about half way through 'Wizzy B' is sitting on his 'Push bike' as he calls it and... the windscreen is blurred out. I was thinking to myself, 'is it somekind of A-Team/ McGyver modified ped with gun turrents and demwaydere...' NO, he simply doesn't want his L-plates showing... ahhhhh.

Saw III You Tube Trailer!!!

Please don't say this doesn't SCARE you!!!

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Wiley - Tunnel Vision Volume 3!!! (Listening now)

Thanks again to Cheeky for hooking the office up with copies, I'm currently listening to Tunnel Vision Volume 3 as I type... so far its not as big as 1+2 and [Track of the week] Cool Off is worth a brap of three listen to it here.

Danny Walker Swimming

Danny Walker Swimming
Originally uploaded by Danny Walker 1.

Who's idea was it to bag the magazine's OURSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!

Wong Playing Nintendo DS...

Originally uploaded by Danny Walker 1.

... There is no story to go with this pic... except... who remembers...

Monday, October 23, 2006

Are They Rapping Like Pro?!?!?

Professor Green’s official website is now finally here and up-and-running, fresh in time for him to talk about his new video…

Mike Skinner must be proud of one of his latest signings, well proud enough to fork out on a fresh new website for his The Beats label rapper. As the 22 year-old readies his debut album, the Upper Clapton resident still has enough time to leave a message for his fans regarding the forthcoming Before I Die video, “No, unfortunately its not here yet, but we did shoot it last Wednesday. It should be ready in about a fortnight so get ready as it’s a liiiiiittle bit out there. Until then you can check out some behind the scenes photos.” Stay tuned as the video looks like it will follow on from previous filmed trinkets, Stereotypical Man and Skinner's When You Wasn’t Famous Remix and we can reveal that the battle champs LP will be ready Spring 07. For those who can’t wait you can read more about him here: Professor Green – About To Blow.

Before I Die is released November 20th and stay locked for the remix featuring Plan B, Narstie, Ghetto and Example.

To See Him Live…
Oct 27 2006 8:00A

Detonate @ The Rescue Rooms, Nottingham

Nov 7 2006 8:00A
Lovedough @ Digital, Newcastle

Add this to your favourites now… http://www.professorgreen.co.uk/

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Oh Shit!!! Pro Evo 6

Oh Shit!!! Pro Evo 6
Originally uploaded by Danny Walker 1.

Missy Elliott, Hammersmith Palis

Missy Elliott, Hammersmith Palis
Originally uploaded by Danny Walker 1.

It thought it was alright. The dancers were on-point...

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Quick Review: Skream - Skream!



I bet you thought the man who brought you Midnight Request Line, the biggest dub step track to date (yeah, I said it) didn’t have anything else up his Croydonian sleeve, WRONG. He has loads more to come and his debut and self-titled album is just the first. With 11 tracks - including the massive MRL – Skream’s onto a mother dubbin’ winner. Floating from electronic beat to dubbed-out break (and back again), this CD is some kind of seamless stream of playlist worthy pleasantness. I wouldn’t say every track is a ‘banger’, but I would say that every track is commendable and deserves at least 180 seconds of your time; some deserve MUCH more. The co-founder and CEO of Boy Better Know Entertainment gets a feature on Tapped as does She-emperor of the Underground, Warrior Queen. Go get your copy now. 3.5/5

Tracks to talk about on RWD forum: Dutch Flowerz and
Tapped Feat. JME
Weird track that I absolutely love: Kut-Off

Now you’ve read the Quick Review,
click here to see what happened when RWD got him to act!?!?!

Previous Quick Reviews:
Slew Dem - Non Stop Working

Friday, October 06, 2006

Quote of the Week – Hattie Collins, where is Holland?

Ok, time for other swish instalment of the popular ‘Quote of the Week’, here’s last week’s – FREE Xbox360. This time I have another cracker for you, its alongside Raj Kapone’s from three weeks ago - 10p a word NONSENSE, and for those who thought I wouldn’t hear another one… too late. It came very early in the week before RWD’s editor HATTIE COLLINS was whisked off to the Dominican Republic (or wherever she is right now).

Hattie Collins: What is The Netherlands? Is it part of Europe [I can’t actually remember what she said but I’ll start here].
Someone: [Geography talk]
Someone else: [… something about something… only at this point I started to actually listen]
Hattie Collins: So where’s Holland? Is Holland in Denmark?
Whole office: OMG!!!

At this point in the afternoon work ceased and everyone went home due to shock. Most of them probably went home to read my Blag of the Century.

Online Review: Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Online Review: Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Those that have been watchin' Da Ali G Show repeatedly - to get their five minute dose of Sacha Baron Cohen's alter ego, 'Borat' - will be please to know the 82 minute feature film packs a festival of fun. The small screen festivities are carried across with pleasant ease; luckily everything you know/ love Borat for is included.
So who is ‘Borat’ and why is he here? To answer your question simply, he’s Kazakhstani TVs most popular news reporter and documentary maker. Introduced to the public in the Channel 4 series (which aired in 2000) we viewed him documenting his ‘Guide to Britain’. The topics covered Etiquette, Hunting and Henley (in which he kisses the male students and gives the ladies a stern handshake). Thankfully Cohen followed up in the second series of Da Ali G Show, with Ali G, Aiii and eventually Borat was his won entity – which was best captured in 2001’s The Best of Borat. Knowing Baron Cohen was onto a good thing; his Kazakhstani reporter was let loose on the Americans with a big screen outing … Oh gosh!!!
Not the first time in the States but definitely the funniest, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (yes, the films full name) sees him on travels across at least 12 of the 52 states. What he’s up to is made clear from the opening credits. Starting out in his own country - which is sandwiched between Uzbekistan and Russia - he travels to the Big Apple with friend and colleague Azamat Bagatov and the two immediately get into allsorts as only Borat Sagdiyev can do. After falling in love with semi-artificial Pamela Anderson, Mr Sagdiyev (I know, I didn’t think he had a second name either) soon finds himself traveling to California to MARRY her. Filming his journey on the way – to better his homeland – he finds himself taking driving lessons, renting a ‘car’, hiring a prostitute and singing the Kazakhstani national anthem pre-rodeo to the tune of Star Spangled Banner (whilst being passionately booed).
For fans of the character/ legend, this is a brilliant film. You may think watching an hour and a half of acting/ documentaries/ footage of Sacha Baron Cohen in full idiot mode is a bit long, but its not. There’s always something different around the corner; from hiring a bear to protect him to simply staying at the house of a Jewish family?!?! Those who are familiar with the irony Borat’s bundled with will be pleased from start to finish; the ticket fee is well worth your pocket money.

For more Borat Sagdiyev madness, click here. 20th Century Fox’s Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (Cert. 15) is out November 3

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Junk Mail of the Month: September - Newnhot Do you wish to become multi-orgasmic?


Let’s make our ejaculation like steel Have you ever wished to have more intense final? It’s absolutely true – just take one before start And the results will impress your girl Just take a look: [link removed] I think, yes. He who dares wins A sly rabbit will have three openings to its den.


What are they on??? Ejaculating steel??? I’m sure women don’t want a metal rod whacked across their breasts. I wonder if anyone actually responds to these. And what is that last line about? Are they stuuuuupid?