Wednesday, April 26, 2006

ATTENTION!!! Calling ALL kind-hearted people!!!

Originally uploaded by Danny Walker 1.

For the first time in TWO weeks Hattie Collins (Editor of RWD – when she feels like it) did not wear her dusty black cords, so obviously they’re being washed (highly doubt it) or… are missing. If you see any poor excuses for trousers (Hattie’s are pictured above from 1962, when she bought them) please call urgently 0800 DEAD OUT .

Colour: ‘Dusty’ black
Size: Unfashionable
Last Seen: On Hattie’s legs for TWO weeks in a row

This is a very ‘serious’ matter, please help.