SPLINTER or MASTER YODA.
OK, naturally you’re gonna go for Yoda from what you have seen on the TV. Behind closed doors Yoda is a heavy 'cigarette' smoker and likes his Newcastle Brown Ale.
Splinter the weaker of the two but knows how to fight. He can swing with the best of them!
How would it start?
In a funky house rave, Yoda would step on one of Splinter's clawed feet and it would simply kick OFF!!! Michelangelo would be at Splinter's side within seconds and Yoda's lightsabre would have been de-holstered within micro seconds.
What would each bring to the battle?
Yoda - Green flaky skin, cool garms, Bread-bins to back any arms oh and THE FORCE!!!
Splinter - Robe for any occasion, wooden staff (that doesn't run on Ever Ready's like a lightsabre and April O'neal on speed dial.
Special Moves:
Yoda: Double Force push (from Episode III - When he merked those two guards)
Splinter: Some kind of big kick (from TMHT - Episode 1115 - when the Footsoilders said that thing about that guy who did that thing).
Who would win?
Yoda: By TKO
Repercussions:
He would have to go into hiding AGAIN after Raphael finds out.
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2 comments:
Firstly, Splinter wouldn't be seen dead in a House rave, unless it actually was a "house" rave - dont diss him like dat! Secondly, Michelangelo is a merkers. If Splinter's got beef you know he's gonna back it.
I've always thought Yoda and the Star Wars click were over-rated anyway.
lol - Yoda's got skills though
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