Junk Mail of the Month: Peniss Growth Patches are here!

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Originally uploaded by Danny Walker 1.

OK... You know how annoying these are... The winner this month came from 'Cody Ramsey' – couldn’t they make up a better fake name then that? What a load of shit! Who actually responds to this crap [as he reaches for the Mastercard]. Check the spelling!

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Good morning,

here's that site I was telling you about. They are offering huge disscounts now on Peniss Enhancmeent Patches

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As an added incentive, they are offering huge discount specials right now, check out the site!


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-Nola Wang

The story behind Image of the Week

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Originally uploaded by Danny Walker 1.

Oh God the humanity (had to draw for the camera phone), this guy had a crusty 4th hand Salvation Army suit on and was about 25, there is simply no excuse for CILLIT BANG BRIGHT WHITE SOCKS and DIRTY BLACK TROUSERS. And to top it off, the loser had DEAD-off ex-Uruguayan Army issued BROWN boat-like shoes; I pray that he wasn’t going to a (road sweeping) job interview. Cos you know his potential employer will show him the dooooowaaa!!!

Booo Krooo - Nov 2005

Booo Krooo - Nov 2005
Originally uploaded by Danny Walker 1.

This is the infamous Booo Krooo from November's RWD Magazine. I can't take all the credit as it was Nigel's idea. I just executed it. Braps to Art Jaz once again... big illustration.

Saw II

Saw II
Originally uploaded by Danny Walker 1.

If you only go to the cinema a few times this year, make sure it’s for this, Saw II. Also make sure your arse has seen the previous incarnation first as it truly does help. Saw I was good touching on great BUT the follow up is fucking great, I didn’t think it would be as good as it was and I remember shouting out OMG very very loud when a violent scene went down. I didn’t scream though I repeat I didn’t scream!!!

David Banner

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Originally uploaded by Danny Walker 1.

This was at Deal Real last Friday... Just before he finished ME off in a freestyle... I don't wanna talk about it!!!

The Stage at Deal Real - lol

The Stage at Deal Real - lol
Originally uploaded by Danny Walker 1.

Good night/event but check the world's smallest stage. Hilarious!!!

Kapone's Pic

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Originally uploaded by Danny Walker 1.

Just as Kapone’s bright red 'discrete' flash went off. lol. One question:

Don't parents beat their kids anymore???

If I stormed on the train like these Ribena overdosed post-toddlers did, I would have been taken care of!!! Instead the mother just kicked back and listened to her Stevie Wonder slow jams on her state-funded brick of a Discman.

Rinsessions

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Originally uploaded by Danny Walker 1.

You need this in your life!!!

Website of the Month (October) PESFan

http://www.pesfan.co.uk

With the release of the best football game ever last month, how can any other website get a look in? This is the perfect website for all Children of the Pro to congregate, view goals of the month or simply download the latest option file! That’s right all you need is a Max Evo Action Replay (about £20) and you can have the latest option file with transfers and what not (or just wait for your mate to buy one and copy from their memory card like my cheap mates do!) Join up, get hints and tips, read how to guides – with video tutorials - or simply immerse yourself in all that is evolution! Big big big!

Website rating: 10/10
Reason for Liking: It’s Pro Heaven baby
Reasons for going back: You can go from being a novice to being… well me really.
Visuals: Modorate visuals but heavy video clips
Close second: N/A

To see how I did in the Pro Evo Media Cup: click_here

kapone

kapone
Originally uploaded by Danny Walker 1.

Whilst blinding the people in front of him he just took a 'discrete' picture of some trouble makers with new cam... You had to be there. Legend

SIDEWINDER-Halloween

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Originally uploaded by Danny Walker 1.

The line up's looking good!!!

Stanza the True Tiger pops in…

The growing UK scene knows all to well about quality production and innovative creations, but when Scandalous Unltd dropped the Watford Weather EP late last year, it all changed… undoubtedly for the better. Since that release True Tiger Recordings have grown and given us many an un-caged heat-maker. Bumpy tracks like Carly Bond’s Not Wise and the more recent Run the Road 2 hit Bare Face Dynasty have got many an ovation or reload. So when the True Tiger click passed through RWD HQ, for us to get a fresh-from-CD-burner listen to the new material, at first listen all we can say is… damn!!! With in-depth implausible productions backed up by on-point vocals from Wiley, Bruza, Shyam, Skepta, NY, Gemma Fox, Ripper (the 16 year-old MC from Dynasty) and many more; not even we can wait for Eye of the Tiger Volume 1’s mid-November release. Look out for this as it’s in record shops REAL soon, they left telling us, “True Tiger will be showcasing the new bits live in the coming weeks... so keep it locked to http://www.truetiger.co.uk/ for more info.”

Jookie Mondo

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Originally uploaded by Danny Walker 1.

Up In The Air???

Below I have posted a few select pics from Lethal B's album relaunch party at the EVE Club. I don't think Lethal was celebrating his No.34 but he seemed in good spirits nonetheless.

MOBO Winner Sway Dasafo

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Originally uploaded by Danny Walker 1.

“People don’t wanna pay for CD’s, now every other household’s got PCs. They download on MP3s, people please be reasonable.
How’m I gonna make my Gs if you’ve got my album before the release, The quality’s rubbish and there ain’t no sleeves, do you deem that feasible?”
Sway Dasafo, 2005

Tony aka the Backslang Kid

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Originally uploaded by Danny Walker 1.

What What!!!

One quick question, where was Fumin on Forward 2. That's probably why it's waste???


Forward 2’s Chorus goes something like this:
'Do what we what, what we want, blah blah blah'

My Reply:
^^^ Ok just as long as it's not on my TV screen!!! Bring back Forward 1.923 with Flirta D having an asthma attack about half way through.