Junk Mail of the Month: Here Are My Bank Details Hassan

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Norton just intercepted this beauty. It may go down as Junk Email Of The Year. Oh Hassan I feel your plight, here are my bank details... Cock Breath!!!

Please read to the end for the full joke factor.


Dear Friend,

As you read this, I don`t want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe
everyone will die someday.

My name is Hazard Hassan a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E.I have been
diagnosed with Esophageal cancer.It has defiled all forms of medical
treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live,according to
medical experts.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for
anyone (not even myself) but my business. Though I am very rich. I was never
generous,I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business ,as
that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know
that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money
in the world.

I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I could
live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that God has
called me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my
immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends.

I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to
give also to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last
good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity
organizations in the U.A.E, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has
deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore.

I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute
the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and
Pakistan,they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not
trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left
for them.

The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of
eighteen million dollars $18,000,000,00 that I have with a finance/Security
Company abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and
dispatched it to charity organizations.
Contact me with the above via e-mail hazardhassan@myway.com

I have set aside 15% for you and for your time.

God be with you,

Hazard Hassan.